Malachi is talking about my sperm, People.
SOMEONE CALL 911. I JUST BEEN VIOLATED.
That’s valuable sperm. I bet I could sell it on Ebay.
Don't get all rawr at me. You know I'm a brat and will resort to raising my voice to get my way. And I know, which is why I'm confused at the far, far away that you've been. I'm leaving for tour again soon. You'll be rid of me then.
I don’t want to be rid of you. Are you loco? There’s only one solution to this. You and me. Hanging out. No tequila this time, a’ight? Just you and me for some quality time. Your boy and mine can hang out together. But I’m kidnapping you for myself just for a few hours.
Oh no. Not at all. I enjoy the absence of one of my best friends and my Papi. I. Like. It. EXCEPT NOT.
Rawr. Calm down, Homeboy. I’m right here. And I’ll be around more often. It’s not like I enjoy being away from you. You know that’s not the case. I prefer being very, very close to you.
